memeufacturing:

swords just… aren’t naturally “wooshy” enough for me when you swing them. that’s why I add the noise. That’s why I add the noise, Susan. That’s why I add the noise. Susan

davidfosterflawless:

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birdsons:

soothingsuggestion:

one day you’ll be sleeping in the arms of someone you love in a small studio filled with windows in your favorite city. there’ll be chinese takeout boxes on the floor and the room will be a little messy. you use extra blankets because you sleep with the window open, welcoming the cool summer air and the city sounds. it’ll be a little too late at night and you know you both have work in the morning, but you stay wrapped up with each other and laugh through the night, knowing the next day’s responsibilities, but being at ease because you know it will work out.

@sicklegs

howltur:

stuckonnatali:

can we PLEASE stop this trend of “my kink is [insert joke or basic expectation of a relationship]”?? legit, it’s not funny and is actually just kink shaming. cut it out. 

My kink is how extra and sensitive you are

hedaoftheworld:

Ok so it’s the classic story of a young maiden wants a thing and a witch is like “promise me your first born child” and the maidens like “k” and that should be enough but no the witch keeps coming around like “yo where’s my first born child pls” and the maiden is like “bitch I don’t even have a boyfriend” and the witch keeps coming back and being like “how’s the bf search?” And just being generally annoying. then she just keeps coming round and hanging out and they fall in love and the first born child is already the witches and everyone lives happily ever after

burgrs:

are u ever in a group of people and u say something really stupid and everyone ignores it and you kinda just stare off into the distance for a few seconds thinking about how dumb you are